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Blueberry Muffins Blueberry Muffins
Fresh out of the oven,
Come fat blueberry muffins,
with their intoxicating aroma of rich buttery
cake and melted fruit wafting through the air.
They sit on the table, waiting to be ogled by eager, hungry eyes,
And tease the tongues of any who happen to look for long enough.
Blueberry muffins have got me under a magic spell.
They're easy on the eyes,
warm to the touch,
A Little Like Math...Add The Bed.
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Pray to God that you don't multiply ;)
Hey Aster!!! Buddy moves out (in 5 years)
Buddy moves out (in 5 years)
Buddy: Hey Aster!!
Buddy: hey can I have some tickets!!
Aster: Why do you need tickets!!!
Buddy: Because I’m moving out!!!
Aster goes out and buys the tickets.
Aster returns home.
Buddy: yeah in the next 5 years!!
Aster: Wait!!! But I-I-I just bought the tickets for today though!!!
Buddy: Well I guess you’re stuck with me then!!!
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`anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More